What is Elephant Graveyard?

According to legend, an elephant graveyard is a place where aging elephants bring themselves to rest in peace, far away from burdening the herd. As an emerging writer, this blog serves as an outlet where my most obscure writing ideas can end their suffering inside my mind and find peace on the page.

Elephant Graveyard is an untimely, schedule-free blog of personal essays designed to make you laugh, cry, and scratch your head and go, “Hmm…”

Here you’ll find comedic lifestyle stories told by an award-winning author and award-losing comedian. Complaints, jokes, and original reportage abound in this lawless circus of stories that probably should’ve stayed in my head.

From the mundane to the insane, Elephant Graveyard has an amusement for every worthy reader.

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